Sam Downing

Screenshot evidence

These are all 100 percent real names (of fake Twitter spambots). My favourites are highlighted in bold. Praise be to whatever amazing algorithm is generating all these whimsical wonders…

Blakeway Bush

Orrin Schlemmer

Roxie Glines

Lonnie Marcellus

Fidelia Altaras

Aleida Hnatow [sic]

Fernando Wickline

Hermine Rottner

Roslyn Schmeling

Diedre Dearmore

Elinor Fritsche

Carline Aichele

Cassassa Little

Duchesne Usher

Sau Plair

Vera Piel

Harmer Tilly

Gossow Dalles

Rocio Schadel

Kostohryz Edinburgh

Alita Sligir

Tania Gunkel

Marks St. Croix

Nutcharee Mascall

Borsh Garthman

Esperanza Watts

Fernando Kondo

Gangy Ockerby

Rutman Moon

Swinton Hayes

Larabee Kint

Vernita Okula

Stalls Smithers

Peart Oakes

Hartlen Summers

Piatek Pepper

Flom Wessex

Jacqui Encarnacion

Schwipps Boone

Fay Vadya

Lorenza Riling

Clinton Otterson

Katy Lino

Previously: Twitter spam accounts with unusual names

Yeah, she totally looks like an Umphenour

I swear these are all real names (well, real names of fake people, anyway) of spam Twitter accounts who’ve @ replied me recently. They’re all so whimsically named I almost felt bad blocking and reporting them for spam! But not really.

Umphenour Carter

Illuminada Husk

Noriko Defrates

Grindeland Face

Guitreau Phipps

Maltas Lawless

Vandyk Sherwood

Bookard Dickerson

Wayson Inge

Vuono Zacher

Neelon Kendall

Rolfsen Oxford

Weinmann Drew

Flom Wessex

What delightful nomenclature! And, because Twitter’s spambots have chosen this week to launch their invasion, I guess, here’s several more:

Tremper Xent

Renfrew Ace

Yuhasz (huh?) Blaire

Pizzuto Chance

Diluca Scottman

Goldware Jackman

Baldridge Windsor

Copes Wheatley

Starnes Carew